Tuesday, July 2, 2013

.Teacher's diary. (those moments when you feel like hiding behind a curtain.ish!)

During English class
Teacher: Now we are going to talk about future plans. I want you to write 3 sentences of your plans for the next 10 years. 

A: So teacher we are 23 years old la tu kan?
Teacher: Yes!
B: Teacher can I write 'I will get a husband'?

The whole class laughed.

Teacher: B, of course you can.You are 23 by that time...so of course you can get married.

Suddenly I heard somebody whispered 'But teacher not married pun.  She's already 24.'

Teacher (being ignorant): Class..keep quiet.  Continue your work please!


While during sivik class....
Cikgu: Apakah yang dimaksudkan dengan melenggang perut.  Ada sesiapa boleh jawab?
A boy: Saya cigu! Melenggang tu maksudnya poco-poco.
Cikgu buat muka blur.
A boy: Alaa...ish.saya nyanyi ya..balenggang pata-pata...ngana pe goyang pica-pica
=.=' Seriously??


When I was trying to show how punctual I was..I stood in front of a class and waited until the teacher finished his last word. But surprisingly, he didn't even said 'thank you class.'
Ustaz: Cikgu tunggu apa ya?
Cikgu: Em..kelas saya di sini ustaz.
Ustaz: Eh, tapi saya 2 masa.
Cikgu: Eh betul saya ada dua masa terakhir dengan kelas 3E.
Ustaz: Tapi ini 2F cikgu. 3E di bawah.
Cikgu: Eh.sorry ustaz.
Ustaz senyumsenyum.ish.ish.ish.malu.malu.

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