first attempt to start a smooth conversation-
A: eh you know what last time kan, pompuan gila intruded into our house tau. then...
B: then you screamed like hell and nobody come to save you.
A: eh, how do you know?
B: it's in your blog darling.
A: is it?huhu.
A: last week we celeb our first anniversary tau.then he bought me..
B: ..roses rite? and chocolate. and something called bubu. and a plastic ring. and three boxes of big apple.rite?
A: emm..i don't think i posted it in my blog..
B: it's in twitter.
A: weh u know what..everybody thinks that i already bought blackberry.hahha
B: because you post ur status in facebook via bb rite?
A: aha.but that's not mine.haha.
B: i know.coz that's your boyfriend's. you secretly took it from him coz you want to check his bbm.
A: don't tell me that you read all the 94 comments between me and my boyfriend..
This way...you will know that the B is a plain stalker.
and the A is the "everybody-should-know-my-story" type of person.