Sunday, May 29, 2011

.can't do it my way.

the not-so-best thing about being the youngest:
once the eldest say 'NO'
your thousands 'YES' are useless.


Saturday, May 28, 2011

.a 'WOW!' in the morning.

a friend came to my house last nite and gave a belated-birthday present
i was really excited (as usual.huhu) to get the present
i received these:
one ferrero is missing.sudah selamat didalam perut adiba.=p
and this:

ok now..can you see the combination?
after we eat ferrero roche, we can eat the oatsosimple to balance the amount of fat in our body. (ouh btw...oat golden syrup is superb!you should try it)

i was actually really tired last nite until i forgot to read the bday card
and just now when i read it
i was a bit confused when i read this:
"Hope the Book of Senior Jokes will make you LOL."
I was like...where is the book of senior jokes??
and tadaaaa
it's inside the oatsosimple box.
with another choc and cute lil notepad.
no wonder laa the box is heavy.haha
thank you dearr!

pssst: actually when i received the oatsosimple..i was i tat fat?hahaa.


.dear men...ineedyourhelp.

buying men's stuff is soooo hard
i don't have lots of choices
i think the flowery pattern shirt is damn nice
but i don't think the man would like it
i want to buy this gadgets stuff
but i don't know how to choose...and what to choose
plus..i don't like gadgets.
so end up i bought these men shirts coz i thought they would suit 'im
yet when i reached home and unpacked all my shopping stuffs
i suddenly realised the men shirts are gorgeously beautiful!
so i take 'em and will definitely wear 'em.
sorry my man.
will find something else for you.

p/s do you have any idea what and where to buy the men stuffs?


Friday, May 27, 2011

.grrrr repeatedly.

when badmood comes- i sooo want to learn tae kwon do! so i can perfectly kick anything anywhere.

when goodmood comes- i sooo want to learn ballroom dance.and yeah..ballet sounds good too! so i can express my love, my happiness, my emotions, my blablablabla

when the mood is swinging nowhere- is there such thing as taekwondo-ballroom dance?!


Wednesday, May 25, 2011

.nearly goin overboard.

shooooot..this is tooo much!
i can't stop stalking you
i hope we won't bump into each other.
i'm afraid if i accidentally blurt out everything about you
then you will like 'did you take a course on getting-to-know-everything-about-me?coz u kinda know everything.'
ok...that's sooo not gonna happen.


Sunday, May 22, 2011

.not-so-critical analysis of brunomars' 'just the way you are'.

don't you think that the song seems to show how annoyed guys with the girls?
ok let's see what i got here:

'her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying'
it's like when they have a date at 9 am and the woman says 'ouh...can you give me another one hour. i haven't done my hair yet.' so the guy has to wait another one hour which presumably completely annoying. so the line is actually the softer version of  'waiting for you is quite annoying.just let your hair like that and off we go!'

'She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day'
why does he tell her everyday?? because the woman asks him simple as that. come'on you know how women act kan:

woman: am i pretty?
man: yes you are.
woman: liar!am i pretty?
man: ARE pretty.
woman: eee..betulbetul lah i pretty?

and it goes on until forevah! 
that's why bruno mars sings
'yeah, i know, i know, 
when i compliment her she won't believe me 
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see'

and finally...
these lines:
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

this is the climax of guys' annoyance
and do you see the word 'every time' there?
it means that the guys will give the same answer every time the lady asks 'do i look okay?'
just are in the shopping complex and you ask your boyfriends/husband 'ok tak saya hari ni?' then they reply:
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

and you ask them 3 times and they reply the same thing over and over again sambil menyanyi lagi. it's fine if they have the bruno mars' voice.  what if they have the bieber's out-of-tune voice....o'ouh..major turn off.

ok...this is just my personal offence ok.
i know many of you girls are the big fan of brunomars
i am not one of them btw.
i just like his songs (like...not love)

last but not least: click here to listen to bapak bruno's song. need already know the song by heart kan. =p


Friday, May 20, 2011

.they say i'm i go cycling.

so today is Saturday, 21st may 2011
eyh wait...we got two more assignments for tis sem before going back..pffft!
but apaapapun asenmen paling tersusah didunia sudah dihantar.alhamdulillah.

so tis morning..i wake up with extra energy
5.30 am (it's like 7 am in msia) ..i'm ready to go cycling.
with hafiz's bike..i make a tour around campus
there's no cars..means the road is mine ^____^
then i went to the narrow and bumpy road around student hall (where the org putih live)
i almost hit the lamp post
then i was like...nasib baik teda org nampak.
then suddenly two guys waving at me from their room.
shoot! that's pretty much embarassing.

and..when i was about to leave the student halls,
suddenly there were three org putihs (two guys and a lady) in my way
i believe they were drunk.
the lady suddenly screamed to one of the guy 'I'm in love with him ok!'
ok...this is scary
i don't want to see any action movies in the morning please.
so i make haste
and straight away went home.


Thursday, May 19, 2011

.a letter to mikethelecturer.

dear mike,

so finally u know that i'm going to msia earlier than some of my friends. and you demanded a letter from me to tell u the reasons why i have to go back early. these are the real reasons:

first: coz i bought a promotional ticket and the most reasonable and suitable date is two weeks before the official summer break.

second: u ask me if it is possible to change the date...with much respect i will say that 100 pounds for re-scheduling is way too much. the government haven't give us money yet..(what i mean here is the allowance)

third: the INTED told us that the holiday is on 17 june..(hadoi laa kawan..janji orang putih ba.)

i really want to stay a lil bit longer do some shopping to finish my assignments and to attend the thousand and thousand hours of classes. they are fun! really!(=.=) But's hard to negotiate the ticket thingy with the MAS ppl you know. no money no talk.if you are willing to give me 100 pounds...then i will re-schedule my journey back home.


*mikethelecturer (read:mike-the-lecturer)

Sunday, May 15, 2011

.when you are 'sobsob'-ing...the other person is 'haha'-ing.

so why don't you start haha-ing and stop those sobsob-ing? coz you are just making yourself look weak and vulnerable.and it's not cool.

i know it's hard to accept changes
and to deal with 'em is like the whole world is against you (cliche' enough??)
especially when you don't want any changes happen
and you really want everything to stay that way
and ever.

it feels like yesterday you asked me how worried you are with the current situation
you asked me how to deal with the distance
how to stay calm
how to shoo the insecurity
you asked lots of hows
yet surprisingly i still can answer 'em.

but currently
you ask completely higher order questions
i leave 'em blank
coz i lost the words to answer your questions
i suddenly don't know how to arrange the sentences
for i have no idea what's happening here
and whats goin on between you, you and you.

so dear friend,
please..i beg you.
go on with your life
coz sometimes there's someone who doesn't deserve your tears.


Monday, May 9, 2011

.arahku hilang.

Risau aku kacau!

Mengapa alam jadi kelam?

Mengapa di biar semua karam?

Termenung jauh di jamah malam


Pikiran suda tak seperti dulu

Pilu dan sendu aku rindu

Aku ingin cinta

Aku mau ke syurga

Tapi apa bisa?

Ingin berlagu syurga..

Namun rentaknya neraka?

*first attempt to be the next a.samad said??haha...ok..crap!


Thursday, May 5, 2011

.a loyal stalker.

It all started in 2009
your friend (who's happened to be my kindergarten friend) added me on fb
and there you were..tagged some pictures on her wall
i was i looked at all the pictures (100 ++ photos)
i'm not your friend on fb (coz your photo album and fb wall are what's the purpose of adding?, you don't even know me)
and i am not your followers on blogspot
but...i'm stalking you secretly
and that's when i started to know a lil bit about you.(a loot actually)

i think you are amazing in your own way
although you are in the 'plastic' group
but you are not 'plastic'
you have your own style
your own language
your own attitude
i love the way you dress-up
the way you give your opinion about something
the way you treat your family
and your english is damn damn good!
but basically i'm stalking you coz you are a future-journalist (omaigod..tat's my dream-job!)
you meet a lot of rich and famous ppl
you attend a lot of functions
and you have lovely lovely heels
and wedges
and gladiators
and dress!
and you know how to look good!
but that's not really important though (tipu!) coz what important is..your writing has influenced me to write better english (i mean in the assignment.not in my

i know you won't read this.
coz you don't even know me at first place. (orrrr.... are you my stalker too?? coz the feedjit told me there's a visitor from KL =.=")

hey, girl! im stalkin you!


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

SECOND LANGUAGE IN MALAYSIA (aih..macamsoalanasenmensejani)

Have you ever realised that we, the Malaysians, have a very good English?? you don't have to do the tgn-ke- dada-mata-ke-atas (sentaphatimaknak) thingy coz i'm serious! see these for examples:

the orang puteh say 'Whassat?'
the malaysians say 'what is that?'

the orang puteh say 'u arite?'
the malaysians say 'are you alright?'

the orang puteh say 'wheyegoin?'
the malaysians say 'where are you going?'

the orang puteh say 'she's goinwithim'
the malaysians say 'she's going with him'

the orang puteh say 'tengkie'
the malaysians say 'thank you'

the orang puteh say 'seeya la'er'
the malaysians say 'see you later'

we even pronounce the words one by one unlike the orang puteh who combine the words into ONE word. even though sometimes we sound very formal (and boring), but still people can easily understand what we say (hopefully).

but hey, don't you think being too formal sometimes is not cool? may be we don't realise it when we talk in our second lang. let's do it in our mother tongue then.
just imagine a person comes to you and says:
'hai.siapakah nama anda?'
'anda nak pergi ke mana?'
'dia telah pergi berkelah bersama teman-temannya. adakah anda ingin ikut sama?'

haish..tidak cool.mcm dlm buku teks seja kan.
(may be thats what the English think about us when we use formal english.oopss.terpercik ke muka sendiri.)

P/S: this is not applicable to all malaysia citizens.


Sunday, May 1, 2011

.backspace vs enter.

missing you.



eh. ManU kalah?

bila dapat chat lagi?

bila balik?

officially missing you
*the person is offline*